[Ryo-go]

Anyone heard about this big prediction now? It's gotten really large worldwide and all.

I just recieved 50 bucks through paypal from this lady who was giving away all her money cause she was "a true believer"

[Littlebender]

Yes of course. I've already given away all my personal belongings except for my pc of course.
Me and fifteen of my closest friends have decided to go on a killing spree on the 20th.
If anyone is interested contact Scabies on Valefor we are planning to slaughter everything in West Ronfaure.
We will wear their still bleeding pelts and eat Hare Pie till we die.

[Vigilous]

You mean the the prediction made by the same man who said the same thing about some innocuous date in September of 1994? No, I don't.

I do believe, however, that people are stupid and refuse to acknowledge what's truly wrong: they suffer from severe OCD and a slight paranoia of making rational thoughts and decisions on their own.

[treelo]

At first I thought there might be something to it; I mean, as an 89-year old civil engineer he's almost old enough to have played a key part in constructing the universe with God and perhaps he knows something we don't. Then I found out the truth, he's just a dick with a calculator.

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He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.

What fucking holy numbers are these? What happened to 3 and 7? If I multiply those together twice the world should have ended in about August of 34AD. Oh well, I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed for 2012. This little snippet of info was great though:

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Mr Camping's argument has convinced Adam Larsen, 32, from Kansas. He is among scores of "ambassadors" who have quit their jobs to drive around America in Family Radio vehicles warning of the impending apocalypse. "My favourite pastime is raccoon hunting," Mr Larsen told CNN. "I've had to give that up. But this task is far more important."

[Ryo-go]

I'm just so amazed on how people can actually go and quit their ordinary lives for this pest. There are people who just believe in him because "the bible says it all"

I'm dumb fucked really.

[Velhart]

Ryo-go, on 16 May 2011 - 08:35 AM, said:

I'm just so amazed on how people can actually go and quit their ordinary lives for this pest. There are people who just believe in him because "the bible says it all"

I'm dumb fucked really.

It's going to be funny the excuses they make on May 22, 2011.

[Chriscoffey]

Velhart, on 16 May 2011 - 09:34 AM, said:

It's going to be funny the excuses they make on May 22, 2011.

People seem to easily forget excuses when they are told over and over again.

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“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed”

- Adolf Hitler

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“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”

- Adolf Hitler

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“How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”

-Adolf Hitler

I find it strange people can be so gullible about what they believe in without questioning it.

This post has been edited by Chriscoffey: 16 May 2011 - 09:52 AM

[treelo]

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I find it strange people can be so gullible about what they believe in without questioning it.

Belief and faith are two wholly different things, the latter tends to make idiots of even the most sensible people.

[CerGoltana]

What's even more interesting is the amount of money this guy is going to get (or possibly already has received) from google searches, youtube/website hits, worlstarhiphop.com, news reportings and interviews etc type websites who post this garbage about his babbling nonsense to read about this croc, even if its just to laugh and giggle about how silly it is. You might not realize it, but the biggest knuckleheads of this society are the ones who have banked enormously off of simply, well, being a knucklehead (see Antoine Dobson).

You might not realize it just yet, but this guy is already a future millionaire simply off of the hype and expectation. When what he says doesn't come true, he'll get media attention for it. If by some luck or divine intervention it did fall on this day(aka this would never happen), he'd be praised for his acclaim forever... Then again everyone would be dead so wt?! Jesus Christ (no pun intended), this guy is good at misleading people. I guess its Bible Prophecy being fulfilled in itself.

I'm sure for every time someone googles his name or his reasoning, he laughs a little inside and takes a step closer to the bank. Oldest trick in the book, but people still haven't learn to see it coming.

Sigh America.

[Dyire]

Where can I find these people that are giving away their useless monies? I have a couple student loans that could use some worthless cash~

[Nudecke]

Remember the rule of prediction: If you predict something enough times, you're bound to get it right. Well, assuming the prediction is broad enough and/or something that will definitely happen.

One of these days someone is going to be correct, most likely because of coincidence, and its going to be funny as hell. Maybe this will be that guy?!

On a side note: I find it funny when people use their faith to "prove" his faith wrong. Oh, the Bible says that only God knows the day of reckoning? That obviously proves he's wrong!

[Metticus]

The equation the founder uses was f(x)=365.242199x + 51. Where x is the amount of years since Christs death in April 1st 33 AD. So plugging in 1978 to x we get the value for this year which is near 722500, but not exactly it. I don't' know, it doesn't look too much like a doomsday equation to me. It doesn't even cross the x-axis if you integrate. I'm just saying if it's a equation that proves the rapture is going to happen and time ending, then it should at least go to 0.

You know but he based his whole theory on what he thinks is the date of Christs death, but the fact is that no one has an exact date of the crucifixion. It's a guess at best.

This post has been edited by Metticus: 16 May 2011 - 06:40 PM

[treelo]

Nudecke, on 16 May 2011 - 05:32 PM, said:

Remember the rule of prediction: If you predict something enough times, you're bound to get it right. Well, assuming the prediction is broad enough and/or something that will definitely happen.

One of these days someone is going to be correct, most likely because of coincidence, and its going to be funny as hell. Maybe this will be that guy?!

On a side note: I find it funny when people use their faith to "prove" his faith wrong. Oh, the Bible says that only God knows the day of reckoning? That obviously proves he's wrong!

I predict someone will subtly, yet quite clearly, tell you to shut up in this post.

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The equation the founder uses was f(x)=365.242199x + 51.

No? You know what, I was going to troll the shit out of everyone for my own amusement, but I'm having far too much fun reading this shit. Especially when stumbling across such great sights as this in my travels:



Just kidding, if there are only FOUR DAYS LEFT (!!!!!) until the end of the world, I'd best get in as much annoyance as possible to ensure my spot in the presidential suite of Hell.

It would appear that one must take the Bible both literally and figuratively in order to fully grasp the wisdoms on offer by these chumps. The Bible, which is as we all know is God's word, makes a single reference to a day being like a thousand years. Now, this is where some of you might struggle, so try to keep up. God gives Noah seven days notice of the impending disaster that was to wipe out all life on the face of the planet (which was nice of Him, this is the same Old Testament God who had Angels of Death and Vengence and flaming swords) and much later in the Bible, in the New Testament in fact, there is a passage saying "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

Now obviously these two passages separated by a few centuries and translated into different languages are linked. It's God's word. So what this means is that God was actually giving us all a warning that we had seven thousand years to start loving his mass-murdering ass before the end times. Ignore the fact that seven days after God's warning the world was indeed flooded and Noah floated away on a raft of sea turtles. Or that if the above is true it rained for forty thousand years. Or that there are three hundred and sixty five thousand years in a... year? It actually took Jesus three thousand years to respawn (he really sucked.) And that, by their own admission in the picture above, we have at least four thousand years before the world ends.

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but this guy is already a future millionaire simply off of the hype and expectation.

A little reading on the subject shows he is already rolling in cash, with around 70 radio stations broadcasting this tripe, as well as a few television channels. Affiliated websites are diverting all donations to Family Radio and have been for several days now, because the Apocalypse is clearly an expensive business and he wants to put more of his theories into practice about rich men and heaven.

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I'm just so amazed on how people can actually go and quit their ordinary lives for this pest. There are people who just believe in him because "the bible says it all"

The Bible says a lot of things, like why another post from Nudecke will actually cause the world to end. I will happily enlighten you all on this topic but require vast amounts of cash wiring to my personal bank account to do so. Or I might do it for free if the fucktard posts again.

This post has been edited by treelo: 17 May 2011 - 08:20 AM

[Nudecke]

I'd like you to do it for free. I wouldnt mind so much the world ending anyway...

[Keylime]

I think I will stand outside the nearest protestant whore house on the 22nd and just laugh at whoever walks in. I might have an Irish coffee with me, anyone want to join? I promise many laughs will be had as ignorant folk try to justify why they are still alive and not in heaven by now.

[Ryo-go]

Go for it Treelo, The cat is barely amused.

I keep insulting those followers of HC on facebook and they only say that God hasnt opened my mind yet. FML.

This post has been edited by Ryo-go: 19 May 2011 - 10:34 PM

[MrReinhardt]

They have it all wrong. And shame on those who do not believe in what May 21 symbolizes: the triumphant return of the mustache! That's right May 21, 2011 is the day mustaches become the dominant preferred choice of facial hair style once more.

[Ryo-go]

lol Just noticed that FamilyRadio.com has been deleted and all those followers of HC stopped commenting on facebook.

[Keylime]

Sounds like someone woke up and smelled what they were shoveling.

[Velhart]

I am up here in heaven eating Captain Crunch with Randy Savage, hows Earth going down there?