Vigilous, on 24 August 2010 - 06:55 AM, said:
Can't you go to some other state? You know, that doesn't suck so hard? Michigan drivers will make you rape a baby, they are so awful.
I went on a date or two with a girl from Michigan. Her driving didn't scare me that much. Of course... in Bowling Green, KY, almost as many people stop for red lights as run them. And I always had to take a crap before I left my grandmother's house whenever the family was going to go shopping in Johnson City, TN. That place had not only scary drivers, but the streets and turning lane placements made no sense.
My grandma has one awesome bathroom setup going. Fancy korean electronic toilet and everything~
IL drivers don't scare me. Especially in downtown Chicago. Chicago is the only city I've ever been on foot that actually respects the rights of pedestrians.
I would freak out at first when I sat on the seat, since it would start making a rumbling sound. I thought the bidet option was on or something.
And I want Michigan because MSU has the #1 program anywhere for what I want.
Turns out that it was just turning on the seat-warming feature for my butt's convenience.