Killing Ifrit - a Final Fantasy community: Kleiner - Viewing Profile

Huh. This is where I blather on about myself, right?

'Kay then. As my profile says, i'm nineteen. I'm a sophomore at the University of North Texas, and i'm going so far into debt for it i'll probably still be paying it off when I croak from whatever disease I may contract (given to me, somewhere down the line, by video games. That, or when the government invents the next gay cancer and spreads it amongst the population). I'm studying Psychology and hope to go through Med school to get my doctorate (and my prescription pad!).

I'm a sarcastic bitch. I'm just a bitch in general, really. I'm a fag (woot! buttsex!) and like it that way. No, you cannot save my soul from hell; I already promised it to my lord Satan years back. (Please reread the first part of this collection of sentences, thank you)

I'm a nerd to the core and quite happy that way. I picked up my first controller (a SNES running Super Mario World) at a furniture store (why the hell did a furniture store have a SNES set up? I'm not entirely sure) while my parents shopped for a couch. They quickly decided that this was the worst decision they ever made, because I spent the majority of the time I was playing that game plotting to steal the SNES.. I succeeded. They were a bit confused the next day when I asked for new video games. I was forced to return it.

My addiction spread! I currently own a Wii (which i affectionately call my hacked little bastard child of nintendo's lazyness), a 360 (which is collecting dust) and a PS3 (<3 my fat box of a monster console). Scattered around are my DC, PS2, PS1, multiple handheld consoles, and who knows what else.

I'm single; Denton has a sever lack of attractive men. Unlike the majority of gay guys out there, I find the skinny, effeminate, twinky boys repulsive. I'm gay, and I like men; so thereby it makes sense that I am attracted to things generally considered masculine and manly, right? Wrong. Apparently it makes me weird.. which is cool with me. The Twinky boys can have each other, while i'll take my pick from the left over MEN (emphasis on the word MEN), which i prefer. Sadly, again, Denton TX has a severe lack of said men.. I need to get out to San Antonio. It's overrunning with them it seems.

I play PUP and WHM and DNC. My PUP will outnuke your BLM, my WHM is a galka and heals better than your taru, and my DNC is just crazy. I'm a dancing galka. Carefull, i'll samba on your muthafukkin face.


Loosen up my buttons, babe. I don't bite.. unless you like it.