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Disclaimer: No.. I am not derf who posts his news here >_>; I am his best friend in real life.. my name is Sincentius and he lets me have access to his account so I can update this and combat the haters. So use your head before thinking that there is only one (actually several of us) helping Derf out!! btw.. for proof I am the guy he took the PSP from rofl. Dam you Derf! bring it back will ya!!


To all of the haters, FFXI Broders say about our derfie:

See more: DERFTHEGALKA FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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[6/3/10]


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TEMMM FORTERS 2 YO Y'ALL BETTA WATCH ON OUTS BRODERS CUZ DIS HER GALKERS IZ MADEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!








[5/5/10]

OARR!! HAY BRODERS UP IN HER KI HOWS YA BEENS???????? GOOOD GOOOD YEP YOU GOOD YO!! ANYDANGOLWAYS.... I NOTICE TAT KI IS BORING WITHOUT DERFY SO HERS SOME UPDATEZ TO BRING DEM SMILES ON BACKS TO Y'ALL!!!!!


WELLLL I AM BACKKKKK YO!!! DID YA'LL MISS MEH?? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NE WAYZ YO.... WELLL I HAD MAYSELF A DERFY ADVENTURES ! I DONE HERD THAT SOME BUDDEHS NEEDED HALP TANK'N A DRAGON YO! SOOOOO I DECIDERS TO TAKE A VISITS OAR!!!








HARRRR HARRRRRS THAT PRETTY KOORL YO!!! BRODER GALKAR HOW YA DOES TAT?! EAT SOME CHILLEH HOTDOGINS OR SOMETUN YO? WELLL NE WAYZ I OAR I REMEMBER THOSEEE THOSE MAH GALKAN BRODERS DOING DEM DANCITY DANCE BUT I AM THE REAL DERFTHEGALKA YO SO I DONE THE REAAAL REALLL DANCITY DANCERS!!!






WHAT WAZ I SAY'N???????????? O_________________________________O;































OH YEAH BUDDEHS NEEDS HALP WITH A DRAGON PROBLM AND CALLED ON DOWNS DERFIE!!!


SO I LEAPED ON MAH TRUSTY BIRDIE.... TOOK SOME SILENT POTIONS AND MAH INVISIBILTIY CLOAK AND MADE MAYSELFS DO DEM NESTIE!!!! OAR!




YEP YEP THAT MEH RIGHT THAR DEM SMEXY GALKERS RIGHT THERE IN DEM DREAM COATIE +1 AND MY JINGLEH BELLS!!!




ANYWAYS YAH OAR!! LOOK RIGHT THAR ITS MAH BUDDEHS THAT DONE DIDN'T INVITES MEH TO DEM LINKYPEARLY AND HACKED INTO MAH ACCOUNTS TO MAKEMS MY POSTIES DONE DISAPPEREDEDEDED YO!!!! ITS OTAY BECAUSE WE STILL BRODERS AND BRODERS STICK TOGETHAR EVEN IF Y'ALL BACKSTABBING BITCHES




ANYWAYS THIS DEM RIGHT HAR! YEPS




SO YAH DERFYCLAUSE CAME ON DOWN TO DEM NESTIE!! AND AFTER A FEW SHOUTS HERE AND THAR SEEINGS IF SOMEBODIE BES NOTIE OR NICEE........ THE NICE KIDS DONE GETS A PRESSY FROM GOOD OL DERFYCLAUSES!!! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO MARRRRRRYYYYY DERFMAS!!!














BAI BAI!!!!


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gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood OL DERFTHEGALKERS GUNNA OFFS TO BATA TEST FINAL FANTASI FURTEEEN!!!!!!!

HAR HARRRRR HARRR HARRSSSSSSS YEP I DUNE SPECIALZ ! O_____________________________O




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YOOOO DEM WEDD'N PICTURES DONE CAME YOOO!!






DERFY + NEO = <3


MARRY XMAS BROOOODERRRSSS!!!!

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HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOOOOOO MARRRRRYYYY DERFYMAS YO!!! YEP YEPS!!!! THIS HER GOOD O' DERFYCLAUSE SAYINGS TO BE NICE AND GIVE OUT SOME GILLERS THIS HOLIDAY DERFYMAS YO!!! YEPSSS!!



Varizen:
I look at the picture for the starlight celebration... and I come to the conclusion SE has officially adopted Derfyclause as a Mascot.
Today, 07:02 PM


DERFtheGalka:
Icon ZOOMMMMFFGGGGGG DERFYCLAUSES IN THE STARLIGHT CELEBRATORES PICCIE YO HAR HAR HARRRRRR!!!!! YEP THATS KOORL YO!



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DERF IS DEM WINNAR OF DEM KI CONTESTERS 2ND PLACE YO!



Metticus
"...... It's your duty to vote. DerfFTW"

DERFtheGalka
" OOAWH THIS LIKES XFACTUR! CEPT W/O SIMON TELLIN YALL SUCKS! DERF FTMOFOWIN YO!"




DErfies's FAVORITES QUOTERS YO!:


Peacemillian
Derf has a following because there are some people on the internet with a sense of humour, hes like GM Dave and Goblin Smithy

Axosnaruto
"I'm sending all my women to DerftheGalka. Because he's the man"


Seigrith
"SO I WENTS TO BRODERBUND.COM BECUZ I WAUNTID TO BUND WIFT MAH BRODERS BUT ALL THEY GOTS IS COMPEUTORIZER GAEMS BUT THEY DUN HAV FINEL FANTESY X14"

Metticus
"VOUGHT FER TEH KAY-EYE COINTEST BANNAIR #8IGHT. TEY VE ALLZ GUD SUBMERSIONS. EATS YER DOODY TO VOUGHT. DEFFITYFTMOFOWIN"

Aleera
"I HERD U LIEKS DERFS SO I TYPED LIKE DERFS IN THE SEKSHUN U LIEK DERFS IN SO YOU CAN READ DERF POSTS WHILE READING DERF POSTS."

Seigrith
"LOLGAZMS WUT IF EVREYONE STERTED SPALKIN LIEK DERF INSTED WUD THATS BE COUNDERPROGUCTIVZ?"

Phlow
"SO AH MASTAH BAITED PROFUSEDLAH 2DAY AN ACCIDENTALAHY GUT SUM IN MAH MOFTH. NO JOKE DER, JUS THUT U WUD LIEK TEH STURY BRODDERMANZ!"