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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I DUNNO IF I CANS PLAY FINAL FANTASERS ELVEEN AND ELVEEN PLUS 3 IF I CANTS HAVE MEH BRODERS IN ANY OF EM ANNNND BE A WAR BUTS IF TTHEY GIVE SOME FREE GILLERS, GIVES SOME FREE STUFF AND GIVE BACK MY DANG OL TAIL THEN MAYBEE I'LL HOP ON TO ELEVENFOURTEEN YO >D

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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Y'ALL KNOWS WHATS THAT BEES YEP YEP YEP!!! THAT BE DERFYMAS YO WHEN GOOOOOD OL DERFYCLAUSE BES GIVEN OUTS PRESSES TO ALLLLS THE GOOD LIL OL BOIS AND GURLIES YO!!!!

YEEEPPP I MAIGHT NOTS GOES THE 1ST PRIZE YO... BUT..... IAM STIL DA KILLEM IFITES MASCOT YO HAR HARR RHARRRRRR I <3 YA GUYS NOW GIVE MEH MAH PRIZE MONEH >______________>!! i am serious man I AM A BROKE LIL GALKERS THAT NEEDS MONEH FOR HIZ GEARS OF WAR BRODERMANZ!!!

OOOOAWWWHHH!!!!! OOOAWWWWHHHHHH OOOAWWWWHHHH LOOKIE HER! DERFIE IS NOWS DA MASCOTS OF KILLEM IFIRTS YO1!! I A M HORNORED YO TO BES UR MASCOTS AND OOAWWWH LOOKIE HER I GONE IN MAH SANTA OUTFITTERS YO!!! YE P YEP THAT'S PRETTY FANCEH RIGHT THAR....

YEPSSS ITS AMAZIERING THAT ITS BEENS ONLY LIKES FIVE YEARS GOOOOD OL DERFIE GRACED THIS HER WEBSITE !!!! BACK THENS I WAZ A NOOBLEH AND NOWS I AM GROWN ON UPS!


YEPS BUT I DANG OL STILL NEED MAH KAZ KEYS >_______________>







ANYWAYZ MAH FURST VOTE YO IS


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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHH HELLS YEAH DERFIE FOR THE WIN YO HAAAAR HARRRRR




OKIIESSS THE NEXT PARTS IS KINDA HARD (NUPE YOU NASTEH NOT THAT!!) ANYWAYS YEAH SO THERES SUME PRETTY FINE LADIES UP IN HER SIGGERS YO BUT THE ONE THATS STANDS OUT FOR GOOD OL DERFIE IS THIS RIUGHT HER CUZ THAT DANG OL KITTEH KAT LOOKS PRETTY KOORL YEP! AND PLUS I DATED EACH OF EMS GURLIES IN THAT BANNER
= 19,,,,, OOPES THATS ONES THE LETTER 4 NOW HOWS MANY TIMES GOOD OL DERFIE WENT OUT WITH EM HARR HARR




ANYWAZ THANKERS FOR NOMERINATING MEH INTO UR CONTESSTERS ! WHEN I WIN YOU GETS TO SEE DERFIES FACE ALL THE DANG OL TIME >D........................YO!

YO BRODER IF YOU HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN BEINGS A GALKARS AND ONE OF THEMS GALKAERS WITH NO TAILS THAT TALKS ALL LIKE THEMS GOTO SKOOL TOO DANG OL MUCH THEM CALLED ROGARDEYANS OR WHATEVER

WHAT YA CHOOSE TO BEENS?!
whichever one thats less emo about their heritage!

Griss, on 09 October 2009 - 03:18 AM, said:

OOAWWH THAT SOUNDS PWETTY FANCEH RIGHT THAR BRODER HAR HAR! THEM NOOBLEHS BE WALKING DOWN DA DUNERS AND STOP TO SEE THAT MIGHTY SMEXY LIVING LEGNEND GOOD OL DERFTHEGALKARS SWINGING HIZ AXE AT THEM SQUERLS YO! BUTTT WHAT BE KOORLERS IF DERF AND GRISS BE RIGHT THAR KICK'N ASS TOGETHER IN THE BEGIN YO! WE BE LIKE OH LOOK AT THAT WE KICK'N ASS **WHAAAAMMM BASSSHH GARRDDDDDDD BUURRPP** OAAWWH DERFY NICE AXE U GOTES THERE BRODER OOAWWH YOUR KICK'N ASS WITH THAT AXE!!

YEP YEP WE KICK THAT SQUERL BOOTAY SO HARD THAT IT DLVLED ALL THE WAY TO FINAL FANTASI ELEVENERS YO!!!

HARR HARRR YEP YEP THEM CITY FOKES DUNNO GEST HOW BUFF GOOD OL DERFY IZ WELL I GEST SHOWED THEMS HOW BUFF I AMS MAN I GEST KICK SQUERL ASSS AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN ****WHHHHHHHHHHHARRRMMM BASSSSHH BISSSH GARRRRRR**


GRISS: DANG DERFY UR MAH HERO

DERFTHEGALKA: O___________O WHY THANK YEAH!


ANYWAY YO YEAH I DUNT LIKE TO REED THEM BOOKS! BIG BOOKS MIDDLE SIZED ONES OR THEM ONES WUTH ONE PAGE YO

OH HELL TO DA YESH MAN!!! WE BRODERS AND BRODERS STICK TOGETHER FIGHT TOGETHER OOAWWWWWWWWH A PUGILEH!!! WE BE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A HOTDOG BUN WITH SOME MAYO, CHILLEH SOME CHEEZE AND SOME RELISH AND SOME MUSTARD AND A SIDE ORDER OF THEMS CURLEH FRIES AND A DIET COKE YO OH YEAH WHEN WE KICK SOME ASSS WE TAKING THE WHOLE PLACE DOWNS WITH US YO BECAUZE WE BE THAT DEM BADASS GALKERS YO! THEY'D BE CALLING A WHOLE CUNTRY DERFYGRISSLAND HAR RHARRRRR

DEM CITEH FOKES BE OUTS THAR LOOKING AT US SWINGING R AXES PUNCHING WUT OUR FISTS OF FURI AND BE SCARRED!!! THEN DEMS GOBBIES BE COMING AND WE BE LIKE YEAH WE'D SAVE YA'LL YO ! AND THEN AFTER WE PUCH... AND SWING WE KICK THE GOBBIES ASSS AND THEN DEM CITEH FOKES BE LIKE,

GOOD OL DERFY AND GRISSY BE OUR HEROS YO YEAH HERES 500K GILLERS ! WE <3 YA BECAZ Y'ALL OUR HEROS YO