Killing Ifrit - a Final Fantasy community: Vigilous - Viewing Profile

Been awhile, so I figured I'd update this.

I'll be going to the University of Kansas (KU) in August. I'll be majoring in film and - best of all - it's your tax dollars that are footing the bill. What? Me thank you? Hoho~ho! A fine jest! But, quite frankly I think you're slightly loopy in the head. I served this great country of ours for three years, and it was all for you! That's right: yur speshul! Of course, I didn't actually get to truly fight on your behalf, no. I got to go to some backwater desert nation for a year. And if you think the USofA has problems, hoo-boy, you've never been to the middle east.

It's like... And I want to be smart when I say this... Iraq is like suck if it could be divided by zero.

I am - oftentimes - happily married to the woman I met while stationed at Ft. Riley, KS. She has a masters in Marriage and Family Therapy, soyou can just imagine what my days are like. We have no kids, but she keeps hounding me to pump her full of seed so that we may have a spawn together. Quite frankly, I loathe the idea of children. Especially given my fear that evil skips a generation. I was the good son in my bloodline, just like my dear ole sweet grand pappy. My biological father - or as mom and I call him, the sperm donor - was a bastard of the highest order.

Anything else you want to know, just ask. I'll probably ignore you, but you never know.